Death Becomes Them: A Ryan Landry Parody

The Gold Dust Orphans are an award-winning, Vaudeville-inspired theatrical troupe founded in 1995 by Ryan Landry and Scott Martino. For the last 25 years, the Orphans have been delighting audiences in Boston, Provincetown, and NYC with their fanciful flights o'er the hills and valleys of comedic melodrama, fantasy, and political satire...and they have no intention of stopping!

07/15/2025 8:00 PM

Door Time: 7:45 PM

Other Showtimes

Get together Provincetown’s biggest comedic stars, cast them in an all new, hilarious parody of the much loved film, “Death Becomes Her” written by local legend, Ryan Landry and directed by award winning stage director, Kiki Samko and you’ve got a summer evening of rip-roaring entertainment that you do NOT want to miss! 

Helen Shark and Madeline Ashtray are best friends … and bitter rivals! 

Both are deathly afraid of aging … and it shows!

However once they meet the eternally gorgeous, Thirsty Burlington … Well! 

… Sound familiar?

WAIT! 

OUR plot ALSO features exciting, NEW twists and turns that you’d NEVER expect! 

And all the LAUGHS that you DO expect from a Ryan Landry parody!

Starring: Penny Champagne, Vivienne Fontaine, Thirsty Burlington, Ryan Landry, Raquel Blake, Gina Carmella and direct from London’s West End, Owain Davies as Dr. Ernest Mettlebaum.

PLEASE BE AWARE: This is an extremely limited run starting July 1st and running until September 2nd ONLY. That means that there will be 10 shows ONLY.

So join us, won’t you, for what is sure to be the very best night out all season! 

The Gold Dust Orphans are an award-winning, Vaudeville-inspired theatrical troupe founded in 1995 by Ryan Landry and Scott Martino. For the last 25 years, the Orphans have been delighting audiences in Boston, Provincetown, and NYC with their fanciful flights o'er the hills and valleys of comedic melodrama, fantasy, and political satire...and they have no intention of stopping!